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This is nice T-Shirt for you or a cool gift for colleagues close to retirement. This t shirt comes in distressed vintage style. Relax under Palm Trees. No Work, no Boss, no colleagues in the office.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThis funny quote \"I'm retired- you're not have fun at work tomorrow\" T-Shirt is designed and printed to be fitted. 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